The Maze Runner trailer makes me feel like I’ve already read the book and seen the movie. So, yeah! Gettin a lot done.

Leave Mystique alone gorammit.

I’d like to do a post about how rapey it is to hack women’s phones and/or revenge porn people but I don’t need to tell you. Just our shitty exes. But I don’t talk to them. Not sure where I was going with this. As you were.

Some guy (a gay guy)once said if you want to hear a man tell the truth give him a mask.

I’m Captain Sugar Rush and I wear half a mask.



You laugh but nothing cures the headaches better. Maybe midol



You laugh but nothing cures the headaches better. Maybe midol

Dear nerds!

Is it okay to refer to Harrison Ford’s character as Jack Bladerunner? Because I’m doing that now.


This THORsday I will be changing my icon in hopes of fighting Speed Racer Erasure. Speed Racer Erasure is when people try to negate that Speed Racer was a kickass anime in the ‘60’s instead of whatever the fuck little kids think it is now. Join me, won’t you?

Foody now for the future.

We’re trying to decide on takeout. Of the places open, there is only Burger Pope who hates pregnant teenagers, Jesus Chicken who hates gays and their marriage, and McJonGalt’s who mostly hate their workers. Gory wants to do McJonGalt’s because she worked there once and is glad they’re making shit money.

Marksmensch wants to do Jesus Chicken because they maybe stopped donating to conversion therapy companies and past that, we’ll never know because Gory gave him the murdeface and he shut up airtight. 

Pancake Shanty is open, doesn’t hate anyboy as far as we can tell, but it is dirty and horrible. The sweet tea is practically a solid.

Either we compromise our beliefs (mostly mine) or we choose to eat tea.

I’m hoping to save the life someone who can reward me with a car sometime soon so we can go to a 24-open place in this town.

I am not proud that I’m real scared of ponyo

I am not proud that I’m real scared of ponyo

Why do we assume wall e is a boy and Eva is a girl? I’ll tell you why. We are dicks that is why

Crazy alternate history mood piece!

My first comic! I’m so pretty!


I want to talk about David Alleyne for a minute. I want to talk about bisexuality. I want to talk about how I lived 21 fucking years on this planet, 21 years consuming massive amounts of media, movies, tv shows, comics, and I had never until this moment seen a character say “I’m bisexual. I want to talk about being 13 years old and knowing that gay people existed but thinking I was sick and broken because I couldn’t choose between being gay or straight.

"It was like realizing something that was always true and I just couldn’t see it until now."

I want to talk about how ashamed I feel for mocking my friend’s bisexuality in high school and helping to force them back into the closet, all the while thinking ‘I fixed myself so why can’t you?’, never knowing how much I was hurting myself and others.

I want to talk about the bone deep fear I feel around people I don’t know if I can trust. I want to talk about how it is absolutely no different from the fears gay men and lesbian women have. It’s the same racing thoughts, the same paranoid worries, is this person safe? Can I trust them? Can they tell? Is there something about me that will tip them off? Did I let something slip that I shouldn’t have?

I want to talk about how hard I cried after reading this issue of Young Avengers. Because I’d never seen anyone, fictional or real, be allowed to identify themselves as bisexual without question or ridicule from their peers.

No doubt, I’ve seen characters that are attracted to multiple different genders, but they are never ever allowed the agency to tell the world who they are on their own terms. It’s always other people who get to decide what they are. They’re too gay for one partner, or too straight for another, but they are never proudly, defiantly, lovingly allowed to be bisexual. David is a revolutionary character, for so many reasons, and I can’t speak to what he means as a bisexual man of color, but I want to talk about how David Alleyne changed my life.

Another thing we shouldn’t do is show up at WBC proests as zombie Phred Felps, and go, “Phred Felps needs cock!”

Before you hear from anyone else yes I pretty much bite this guys ear off he had a gun I didn’t I have a vow not to kill he obviously doesn’t. It happens I offered him my hirchatta to keep the ear in I had to leave before the cops show up but he’s prolly okay. I’m not a cannibal.

Captain of what?

It’s not an official title yet it’s like the Doctor or the Governor or the Punisher